Priorities are a very real thing,…

Priorities are a very real thing, especially as you get older, past 30

Priorities are what you choose to do with your time and your very finite ENERGY to live a life you are comfortable and happy with

So, this woman I've been seeing for a bit told me, "I love cooking, I love to bake, grill etc ... I'll make a beautiful kitchen"

Mate, I ran. I haven't seen Martha Stewart since

Food is not my priority at all. We have a cook and a maid and they manage the kitchen. I don't even enter

I just sit my ass on a recliner in a sleeveless shirt, eat my meat and potatoes, and watch the TV

Call me shallow